costco, kate and monkeys

i wonder
why i cannot for the life of me find one full/queen american flag quilt anywhere on God's green earth?! is there some unspoken american rule about not having a quilt that looks like a flag?? it wasn't on the citizenship test... or do quilt makers dislike Obama so much that they have refused to make patriotic quilts for at least the next 7 years??! (yes 7:)

i hate
Costco milk containers. i just have one question - why?????!!!! why do they have 4 levels of security on them??! it's just milk! and i want to access the milk.... hmm, i should sue Costco for potentially increasing my risk of osteoporosis....

i have
jetlag. and i haven't even been anywhere :[

i wish
that target Paul Frank clothes were in big boy sizes too. Danny misses Julius :(

i adore
Kate Gosselin! for all the meanest and most terrible of reasons! don't listen to the haters Kate, keep on dancing :)