at risk of sounding like a broken record... that's such an outdated saying... OK, at risk of sounding like Sarah-the-GPS-woman-who-i-don't-so-much-care-for-unless-i'm lost-and-late, when she says "off route"(snippily) "recalculating" (exasperated tone)...... i want to move to cape cod. i am so not kidding anymore. i want a little white house with a big metal star over the door and perfect white starfish hanging in every window. with a little attic full of treasures and perfectly muted daylight and unfinished wood floors. a white picket fence (distressed:OK) a big wooded lot that has shade all day long where little boys can go exploring for frogs and fireflies and be safe from the world. near the christmas tree shoppe. walking distance to perfect dunes and a silent windswept, dogfriendly beach where the sand is combed perfectly by the cool breeze and you always need a sweater in the morning. ahhh... blood pressure: 110/70
sighhh.... on second thoughts that sounds just awful, what was i thinking? i'd much rather be off to the Santa Ana city hall this morning... to wait for cripples with shopping carts to hobble across intersections slowly while begging you for money, and watch awful real housewives of OC (in white SUVs always) almost mow them down because they are 'too busy' juggling their starbucks, mac mascara and blackberries, then pay someone $10 to watch my car for 30 mins while i try to communicate with someone who speaks AWFUL english to get a US passport.... argh, blood pressure 130/85
i don't like my Costco mineral translucent powder at all. nor the moisturizer that i have used like 3 times and smells like sunblock. nor some other thing i tried and instantly disliked. and it's odd because i always love everything from Costco but their mineral stuff makes me look like i spent far too long tanning. i am clearly NOT medium, i am FAIR!
he loves Jo Malone orange blossom as much as me
this boy wants his birth congrats resent from BOBAMA!!!! (the letter is already written out with a post-it "mail 1/20/09!)
Sounds like fun over there in the US of A! Great blog, just so humorous.
ReplyDelete..it's a miracle!!! (a true blue spectacle ;) Nice to see a Manilow phrase ;-)
Belated congrats for you photograph being published, you must be so proud. Well done and well deserved.
Wow! Interest rates came down 1.5% over here today, we can eat this week...Obama is weaving his magic from across the pond!
my husband grew up on the cape. played in the dunes with his dog every day. heaven, i tell you.
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