tuesday

baby it's COLD in here! sooooo cold, in fact, i was forced to close the windows and dig out a sweater and jeans. it's inevitable, but we are putting off having to turn on the heating... how i dread that 'first cold snap of winter' heinous toasting rodent skeletons smell. sigh. life.is.a.bitch.and.then.you.die! yes!

Ruby bugs me. i guessed it a loong time ago when i worked for her organization and she charged her pitiful employees $47.25 to dress up in that ridiculous striped uniform... but for her 26th birthday (she is old by the way, she hasn't been 26 for a hundred years...) she was giving away her burgers for $2.60. in orange county. where everyone is all "fur coat and no knickers" as my Grandma would say. so, the line.... oy the line stretched for miles! and they even ran out of food!! kids were collapsing with exhaustion, entire retirement communities forming an angry mob on their walkers... it was a mess!!! but i got my burger, damnit! thanks Ruby (you still suck though!)

i really really should take my multivitamins. if i stop for so much as a week, i get flu, major exhaustion and a twisted ankle. but i hate unscrewing the awful childproof lid....

speaking with my showbiz correspondent MCJ... is Jay Leno REALLY taking the Law and Order 10pm spot? whhhhat? but we have a GOOD president now... does Obama know of this abomination? surely this should come above the financial bailout and picking a pound puppy? Jay Leno - my family portrait liquifying nightmare on TV every night instead of my favorite bedtime stories? so not cool!

also not cool: walking with dinosaurs. actually they are pretty cool (if you're 4) but ticketmaster are assholes. it's information highway robbery. the tickets are like $30, though they start at $100... in what world does someone spend $100 for a kid to see rubber dinosaurs roar at each other for an hour??! anyways, $30 for the 'cheap seats' where we always reside. but... $10 'convenience fee'?? convenience? for who???? we are sooo not going (as Danny collapses in tears behind me - kidding, he could care less and would probably be bored after 10 minutes and report that dinofors are all dead anyway, guys!:)

back later, must thaw hands and brew more coffee - it's very cold here!