fake tuesday

i think bank holiday mondays should be banned and made into bank holiday fridays instead. i get sooo utterly lost after a bank holiday monday and think it is the wrong day every morning. and fridays are just more sassy and fun than mondays! i must write to the President and suggest it :)

why do people go out in their pyjamas? i don't understand it. yes, they are mighty comfortable, i agree, but i am assuming the woman walking her kids to school in front of me this morn had slept in those pink kitty covered pj bottoms and didn't have on any underwear beneath them? and if so, ewwwww. going out in pyjamas should be illegal. as should not wearing any underwear. i can slip a note about that into the above mentioned envelope too!

my robotic vacuum cleaner has shipped :) but it won't be here til next Monday :( right now it is sitting on a brown truck in deepest Indiana, fantasizing about my gritty floors while i dream of it's soft swirling brushes. it's a love connection - i can already feel it...

jon and kate plus 8 :| seriously how boring is this season going to be, if for the entire show kate is going to sit alone tugging on her earrings (eeeeeeeewww) NOT repeatedly berating Jon til he disintegrates like a salted slug .... it's going to totally suck!!!

oh well, i bet that rotten kate never makes homemade dog treats for choker and narla (those names... haha!) today we made them for our pups and since they are so easy to make, and our dogs love them dearly, i thought i would share my fool proof recipe:

• flour - lots of it, like a big bowlful (i don't measure things... but at least 4 cups)
• cornmeal - again i just dump a lot in, i'm sass-ay and carefree like Rachel Ray but without the annoying sore throat voice
  
• one egg
• a can of chicken broth
• mix it all together and add warm water if necessary

roll out and cut up with bone shaped cookie cutter or heart shaped one. we also make pretzels but it is not mandatory.

bake for at least 35 minutes on 350 degrees and leave them to go hard and crunchy while the oven cools. they don't last indefinitely because of the egg but my dogs love them and they are all gone within a week! but they are shelter dogs and consider cat poop a delicacy so clearly they aren't that choosy ;)

back later with pictures. bleck, must walk.