wednesday

oh please... whichever little toy in my house is talking nonstop... please, i beg of you - stop!! i am 50 minutes into "real housewives of NYC: the reunion" and i cannot possibly be distracted right now! the countess of class who i can't remember the name of, is accusing Kelly (owl-art-thief) of having no girlfriends (she sooooo doesn't) who is accusing Bethanny (skinny-nasaly-cook) of not being a REAL housewife whatsoever because she is NOT even the ambassador for wool (??) and it is an all-out catfight, which is almost impossible to keep track of. but ohhh how i am using that little 'go back' button nonstop so as not to miss a peep! so please, little people inside rocket - SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!

i do feel horribly sorry for Simon though... i wish people wouldn't be so mean about him. there should be a rule about picking on people like Simon, it's just plain wrong to do so :)

oh great. now Oprah is on telling us what we can live without :| seriously. this is the woman who has gold plated shoes and a poop butler for each of her dogs... talk to the freaking hand, Oprah!

speaking of dogs... today i walked our dogs :| worst.walk.ever!!!! i NEVER walk the dogs for good reason - it is a total pain in the ass but i did feel terribly sorry for their big, sad, droopy eyes today so off we set. half way up the trail, Blackjack started to do his spinning poop dance. gasp - i had NOT A SINGLE bag on board!! i went hot and cold and hot again with panic - what on earth was i going to do??! not even a cellphone to summon help! i could not possibly leave the poop! so i ran to a trashcan and pulled out..... a USED poop bag - ewwwwww!!!! yes, it was gross but it HAD to be done!

got to school - the principal is totally anti-dog and doesn't allow the beasts on campus, not even off campus! she marches over in her fancy burberry boots to tell me off and i fear her! i really do! so i had to hide behind the school buses with the dogs lying in the bushes... when who should come through the bushes but a woman with a cart FULL of animals - possums! snakes!! rats!!! little foxes!!! total mayhem ensued - so much for being inconspicuous :|

got home so exhausted from all the stress that i became completely entangled in their leashes and halti collars and vowed NEVER AGAIN will i walk those pesky pups and especially not in the midday sun. but i did have a brainwave at that moment... maybe if i had a fringe or ahem "bangs", i would be able to see where i was going and would be able to untangle the leashes without major stress and bodily injury? i am 75% sure i need a fringe.... but 25% on the fence. i will sleep on it....

off to shower, look at my hair for a while and go to bed early. it's been a busy day