walmart

i tend to love my walmart. a little too much, if there was an app for walmart locations, i would so have that app and use it. i know it is a sucky place and everyone thinks shopping there is beneath them but i love it. well, except for today... i needed some dirt so we went in through the garden center. what the hell is with the wizened old dragon they keep on the door? the split second i took my eye off Danny she came running over to tell me Danny shouldn't touch the plants because he might get hurt. whatever. back off lady! you heard me, Eunice, back the hell OFF! if Danny wants to touch the plants and get his finger pricked, then lesson learned. he isn't tearing them apart and he can touch them all he likes, it's a store (a sucky store at that) not a museum. and ps. i don't need parenting advice from someone no longer capable of bearing children. now good day!

next the chatty checker with the torn earlobes (can't look! won't look!! argh, i did!!) and the corn rows. who bleated on and on to everyone about how awesome her hair is and how everyone compliments her on it (i didn't, so technically everyone doesn't :) and how long it takes to do and how much it hurts when it's first done, ie. today. blah blah blah WHO CARES??! just scan my effing dirt and i'll be on my way, if you please. so she scanned each bag. twice, i can count beeps :| i told her she made a mistake. hands on hips, big attitude - she tells me "no, i got 'em all" (cue: annoying bubblegum pop). gasp, yes but TWICE!! would she believe me? no! i had to insist she check her little computer thing and sure enough, my beep counting was right. as i put my stuff in the cart, i happened to notice she had dropped my gardening supplies so they didn't even make it inside a bag. what the hell!??? ANNND when i got home, i had the atkins power shakes that were probably the lunch of the poor woman before me. it's a sad day when i say walmart is crap. but today, walmart is CRAP!!!!!!!!!

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