today i

dreamt
about lining up heads and chopping the tops off with an egg topper device :|

drove
all over the world looking for Cal Poly Pomona. i do NOT care for that GPS woman's tenor, not one bit. and that iPhone is no better. it's great if you simply want to pop bubblewrap or burn pictures of people you hate, but don't ask it to do something useful like find Cal Poly Pomona :|

cycled
around Yorba Linda on this very very very heavy bike. note to self: there are a lot of hills in Yorba Linda....

learnt
to moonwalk! (airwalking is next!! how does he do that??!)

didn't
get a ticket for MJ's funeral thing. but it's ok because i didn't ask for one and i have other plans for tuesday :) and parking at Staples is not the best. but they do have a McDonalds.

ate
a 97% fat free chili dog for dinner and an inch of angel food cake that smelled and tasted like chicken :|

called
poison control (clearly Aaron did the talking...) to summon help when Danny accidentally drank his swimmer's EAR drops. we have to give him crackers and let him sleep off his hangover :|