i don't know
who any kardashian person is, what made them famous or why i should care to keep up with them...

i spent all day
researching religious dos and don't online and it's all even fuzzier now :|

i told the cashier
in target THREE FREAKING TIMES that i had 5 boxes of diet coke.... and he still only charged for one....

which means that
i technically got an entirely free I HEART MJ teeshirt :)

i debated at length
with the sample lady in costco that just because something has 'salad' in it's name, it doesn't mean it's slimming when it is plastered in mayonnaise :| she forced me almost at gunpoint to buy some - terrified, i carried it away and hid it inside the yogurt fridges and ran :)

i designed and created
a new york inspired three storey rat townhome.... and i have the blisters and hammered fingernails to prove it :| power tools, you suck!

i have
four very happy boys (two of the rattus norvegicus variety) who adore the new cage ;)

i am listening
'relax' by frankie goes to hollywood. i was listening to chicago by frank sinatra prior to frankie saying relax don't do it (how did they know what i was about to do...?) i hate chicago for soooo many reasons... even a frank sinatra song about chicago sucks :| ' i saw a man, he danced with his wife' - seriously, it's that bad, that is all he could write about?

it's bedtime... not only that but dance your ass off time, no less! back in the morn with pics of the rattie townhouse and more xox