today's lamest OC mom EVER award goes to....

the mom with the big sunglasses (indoors....) in BK, with the sad-looking but oh-so-speaky-clean little boy, who couldn't be touched by other kids, therefore avoiding contamination from the outside world. she actually physically shoo-shooed kids away and brushed the imaginary germs off her spawnling :|

but it's BURGER KING!! in Santa Ana!!! there is a visible layer of filth over Santa Ana :| Santa Ana is also covered by an impermeable blanket of smog/ash from the fires surrounding us... why did she even leave the house???! not to mention this is the BK playplace where every breath is another 100,000,000 micro-organisms into your lungs and stomach to fester alongside the rotting meat and rat pee covered lettuce leaf you just ate, and don't even get me started on why they call it special sauce ;)

whatever, she gave us a giggle and a whole lot to bitch about (within earshot always:) i was lucky enough to be with a mommy who shares my 'philosophy' on parenting... which is 'que sera and to hell with the lamest OC mommies around us';)

back later with pics... off to big lots to feed my martha stewart crafts on sale for a dollar obsession some more :)