having a cold for 2 entire weeks and one day. i am sure - positive in fact - that all-you-can-eat buffets are being poisoned by al qaida. but does it stop me going to Vegas and Hometown Buffet...? sadly, no :|
funeral processions. i've said it before and i'll say it again, they are soooo annoying and i just don't get it. yes, someone has died, and it's very very very sad, i quite agree. but why on earth is it so important that everyone stays in one long line from the church to the cemetery? it's not like the coffin will be grabbed out of the hearse and quickly dropped into the ground and covered up, if someone gets stuck at a red light on the way....? i understand the family black cars sticking together, but everyone... 32 cars.... driving nose to tail and ignoring THREE CHANGES of traffic lights in downtown Santa Ana at lunchtime? i don't get it. it's like when a group of 10 people jump the line at 'it's a small world' because one of them is disabled :| equality for ALL! even distant cousins of the deceased and family friends of the person in the wheelchair!!
old people who drive shockingly badly. it makes me wonder how on earth they're still alive :|
crafts that say ages 6 and up that i can't do. and glue that doesn't stick. grr!
Miley Cyrus's old bingo caller voice. i thought it was illegal to chainsmoke when you're like 16...?
speaking of the above.... i hate twitter. i logged in for the first time EVER to see if maybe i was missing something life-changingly awesome. apparently i'm not :|
lotion in a tub. i am no germophobe but i can actually SEE crawling bugs with poop on their feet, living inside my tub of jo malone nutmeg and ginger body 'creme'.
sarah silverman
pics from today's almost rainy day... maybe it will rain tomorrow....? fingers crossed!
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