Tuesday, October 06, 2009

tuesday musings

why oh why oh why when we live in the land of the drive-thru dairy/starbucks/bank/cleaners/school drop-off... do people still not understand what drive thru actually means, it does NOT mean drive, STOP, talk for 5 minutes, kiss, need to retrieve something from the trunk, get back in, realize the trunk didn't close properly, do a lame sorry handwave thing (because that gives me the last 5 minutes back...) get back in, take a sip of coffe and then DRIVE THRU. it's a drive t-h-r-u, meaning the car stays in D for drive-thru. and technically, it's drive THROUGH. argh. help me i am in hell :|

and can i find scraps of black felt with which to make a seasonally festive pumpkin face teeshirt? no. if i didn't want black felt it would be spilling out of every drawer....

my master plan is coming together!!! v-e-r-y slowly... but it's all coming together!! George Michael's 'erratic/erotic' behavior has at last caused the demise of his longtime relationship with Kenny (who i always thought George was far too cute for anyway...) and Nate Berkus' longtime spouse was sadly washed away in the tsunami of 2004. sure i bet he has dated plenty but i know he and George would be THE most adorably perfect couple :) now all that's left is for them to meet, get married, the old man next door to die (left side not right) and for the happy couple to suddenly decide they want to live in suburbia and buy the house, adopt two african babies with little ringlets, that i can be the expert mommy next door to, and take pictures of, of course! we will all live happily ever after, and i will finally have the gay friends i dream of, with little babies to boot, living right next door :) it could happen :|

the dogs are driving me nuts - when i go to let one in the other one runs out and then won't come back in. so finally when i get that one in, the other one runs out.... seriously, i am losing my mind.

off to make a book of all our pets for Danny's show&tell.... here' s a sneak peak, it's a very original idea that thought up all by myself :)
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