all about rush limbaugh

i'd kind of forgotten about this grotesque-older-even-more-annoying-male-equivilent to "blythe beck", but over this morning's coffee i found some truly fascinating facts about 'the man':

his family refer to him as "Rusty"

his full name is Rush Hudson Limbaugh III

he is entirely deaf

he has been married (and DIVORCED... how odd) three times

born at 6:50am-CST... yes this is the second entry on his bio :|

he has been addicted to prescription pain medication for many years

he is the #1 nationally syndicated radio talk show host in America (this is why i avoid the radio at all costs - imagine how bad the rest is....)

he shares a birthday with Howard Stern... note to self: male capricorns are assholes

quotable quotes from 'the man':

• half my brain tied behind my back just to make it fair
• talent on loan from GOD (God must be SOOOO PROUD!)
• feminism was established to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream
  
• i love the women's movement. especially when I am walking behind it
• one thing i want to do before i die is to conduct the homeless olympics. events would include the ten-meter shopping cart relay, the dumpster dig and the hop, skip & trip (God...? regretting that loan yet.....?)
• the most beautiful thing about a tree is what you do with it after you cut it down
  

at that point i got sick of reading and went back to playing my runway game :)