dear tustin ranch costco

you suck.

• first, parking sucks
• the photo dept sucks - they print random blobs of ink all over pictures and then try to pass it off as something on the original file (as if!)
  
• and orders are never ready on time, heaven forbid! one costco hour equals 3 human hours
• the cake dept sucks - they lost Danny's cake and you should have seen his little face... oh he was heartbroken :( but make no mistake (my favorite bush phrase:), juanita is baking her ass off as i type :|
• the rotisserie chicken dept doesn't even exist
• nor the place that makes ready prepared meals
  
• they don't sell large packets of sliced apples
• you have to abandon your cart, containing children, to get something from the food court
• there is hardly any seating for the food court either :|
• they have a 150 year old half tortoise/half human checking the receipts at the exit
• when you get to your car, as per thing number one, there is a line of people waiting for your space
• and it's tustin ranch where everyone is just dumb - so they park an inch behind you and sit with their turn signal on glaring because it's taking you a long time to vacate the space

yes... it's been quite a day so far ;|