disinfected
every last dinosaur in the house (actually i have one bucket left... dang) that's like 1 million dinosaurs cleaned today :| only another 250,000 to go

received
the long awaited ginger and nutmeg fabreze thingie... and as i suspected it might, it sucks. it smells - to quote Aaron - like a smoker's car. ewww, once he said that it was all over for that air freshener - gross!

ordered
the cake. it's a dinosaur cake naturally (the candles are dinosaurs too:)

drove
to hundreds of lame stores that i thought might have a cotton candy machine. seriously, why is this so hard??! i found an avocado keeper, a tomato keeper, a lemon keeper, a lime keeper, a strawberry keeper, a banana keeper, a pair of no tears onion chopping glasses, hundreds of popcorn makers - but no cotton candy machine :(

went
on a date with Sam to ruby's then to starbucks for hot chocolate and gingerbread :)

survived
tustin ranch - barely. gawd i hate tustin ranch, it is a void of humanity and reality. and icecream parlors too. i just hate it so much.

wondered
what on earth happened to heather locklear.... has it REALLY been that long since melrose place? she talks like an old lady now... i can't figure out what happened to her... maybe her face is sewn too tightly and she can't open her mouth? it's so jarring and uncomfortable to listen to her talk :(

we have a cleaner - her name is spinasaurus :)


i can't believe
a) someone invented these no tears onion chopping glasses :|
b) someone is stocking these no tears onion chopping glasses :|