oh the suspense

is killing me! (i jest) i am wondering who on earth was taken from tiger woods' home at 2am this morning :| a female... could it be his wife? mother? mother in law? nanny? umm... cleaner? would a cleaner stay overnight? i don't know!!

this morning i ate mickey mouse's ears for breakfast :) they really are the best part of mickey mouse cookies and i am thinking of making a batch of just ears as they are kind of slimming too, right?

i hear Danny try to fly his airplane again. sigh.

i'm the special helper at preschool today. go, you chicken fat, go!! (note to self: drink a large diet coke prior to arrival)

on sunday i spilled patchouli oil all over my beautiful white iphone :( it stills works but the smell is overpowering - even for a self proclaimed hippie such as myself. what to do? replace the case with the adorable paul frank one that Amy has? ohhh hmm... that's a good idea :)

oh MR BUMPS!! step away from the christmas tree, you little orange weasel! he has all but destroyed my central park tree skirt with his furballs, barf and playfully pulling at my handsewn skyscrapers but now he is tinkering with the baubles and i just KNOW he is going to try to climb the tree. damn you rain - it makes everyone crazy, orange weasels included.

yes it rained yesterday and i admit it... the rain totally sucks (disclaimer: when you have to go OUT in it) as does the weather dipping below 50 degrees - holy crap i had on three sweaters and could barely move my arms. and i couldn't get my shoes on for the 3 pairs of fluffy socks i was wearing and my money got all sodden walking to the ATM then it wouldn't take it. seriously how did i live in England for 25 years???!

but rain right now is good. because it equals snow in the mountains next week!! we rented a little treetop house in the mountains with floor to ceiling windows and a red painted deck. so it has to snow - or my vision of yuletide loveliness won't be realized. and that would suck!

must go!! things to do! boden orders to place!! christmas cards to mail!! seriously i ordered a thousand and i still ran out.... what the??

ps it's completely random and the least of what's messed up about the Cruise family, but i hate when Suri Cruise wears high heeled shoes. put that child in sensible shoes, Katie (not Kate) - and both of you RUN!!!!!!!!!!

pps also completely random but Seal/Heidi Klum go on and on about what a great family they are and how 'in love' they are and how much they love their kids and all that sound byte crap. soooo how come they aren't around when they have a newborn with huge brown eyes to fawn over and snuggle with? both of them are working nonstop and away from home left and right for days/weeks on end. and it's not like they need the money to pay for diapers ;) i don't get it. and i don't like it. i am officially placing them on my 'watch list' :|