what makes me scratchy

returning things that i pulled the tags off before noticing that said item was not worth keeping

having to be the "man" (like driving/demanding good customer service/talking to dull old people who i have nothing in common with...)

seeing my kids in pain (this makes my literally gouge chunks of epidermis out of my neck)

vanilla people

ed hardy clothing

oakley sunglasses

how i never ever recognise any of my neighbors at the store because they all have blond hair, yoga pants and baseball caps and look absolutely identical (but they always recognise me:| )

pretty much everything disney (except little mickey shaped kitchen things)

lame lame lame lame lame facebook updates about total Obama bullshit like this (and yes i do unapologetically X out such redminded people ; and the word 'servant'... honestly, Canada??? press secretary = servant....?)

salaries being out there like that for anyone to see (what the heck??? every servant on the train to DC knows what every other servant is making??!)

bullies and liars

brazilian teenagers (some;)

the thought of EVER going on jury duty (which is where Aaron is going today - say sassy things!! be oppositional and defiant!!! oh wait... just be yourself;)

touching meat and tearing apart cooked chickens

seeing an animal in distress and not being able to do something to save it (case in point: a family of ducklings following their idiotic mother, along the shoulder of the 405 freeway in rush hour - three years later i still feel nauseous when i think about it)

dave and busters and anywhere 1600 iso dark

clumps of mud in shoes

people who hate on Barry Manilow and Dr Phil, like they're SO much cooler :)

it being time to get going :(