random snippets of pointless information

• i have post traumatic-shoe-putting-on stress since finding a real life foot long LIZARD sitting in my shoe last week. i thought it was a toy.... it looked like a toy. but it was NOT a toy :(

• i am obsessed with the show 'property ladder' - it is SO utterly riveting :)

• i want to buy a hair salon just to have Tabatha take over :)

• i made the best E-V-E-R brownies on monday. they are so so so sooooo rich and fudgy - the trick is much more butter and much less baking ;)

• i am waiting patiently for my wii microphone to arrive so i can officially become a beatle (but not Ringo - ever) i bet the mailman is at home right now singing his heart out to 'carry that weight', i just know it... and it drives me crazy

• i hated the dansko celina shoes, they made my feet look even fatter :( i had to return them with a heavy heart :(

• i am never ever deeply inhaling from an aerosol can by accident ever again - i have been living on aleve (which always makes me want to sing that like Jon Bon Jovi) for 3 whole days. huffing sucks!

• however much i don't like Paul McCartney (which is a lot), i find him distractingly adorable in the rock band game and flub every song gazing at his puppy dog eyes:)

• i love this website and this one even though the second one is kind of naughty :)
  

• today i decorated Clarice's fish tank with a little bamboo plant and a tiny british telephone booth for her to hide inside (i removed the phone to avoid electric shocks and ridiculous party line phone bills) i hope she likes having new places to hide as well as the shell that she uses for her boudoir. i would get her a friend but she is a fighting fish. i wonder how fighting fish have children? and don't they get lonely killing all their friends....?

• i really like the idea of oompa loompa bananas but i really hate the way they taste all wallpaper-pastey:( i bought some bananas at the 99 cent store that are very stubby. i am now worried they are large oompa loompa bananas instead of small regular bananas....

• we are going to be chick parents in 20 days' time!!