(warning: cheerful people please do not click)

"urgh" is all i have to say about this morning.... why in the Sam Hill is it MONDAY already? wasn't it Friday like a day ago...?

thank you stupid overstock.com for selling sheets, that reviewers swore were soft and cool.... but are SOOO not soft and cool thus causing me sleepless nights.... i should sue all those reviewers and take their homes! see how they like not being able to sleep at night :|

thank you whoever decided to make George Clooney have an AWFUL Nick Stokes pornstache and a very unsexy girl's name (Lyn... LYN??? how do men with women's names EVER find girlfriends...?) in that boring staring at goats movie... i couldn't watch, i wanted to but i couldn't...

thank you netflix for accidentally sending 'inglorious basterds' instead of 'twin peaks' this weekend.... fanks a WOT!! (to quote an adorable small child)

thank you dunkin donuts for advertising your fine wares each morning on tv here when the nearest dunkin donuts is 268 miles east of us :|

thank you 'hipstamatic for iphone' for littering facebook with yawnsome detailed descriptions of how the attached picture was created.... it's an iphone picture, oh deary me - is anyone actually printing them...? yeah i'm crabby alright ;)

thank you stupid burnt right arm for making it impossible to carry a shoulder bag (i can't carry a bag left handed...)

thank you children for eating all the pains aux chocolats (yes i have no clue how to make pain au chocolat plural.....) from my box of delicious mother's day treats

thank you stupid me for making plans i don't want to keep for next weekend when i really want to
a) go to the Long Beach flea market
b) go berry picking and cherry picking
c) go to Vegas :(

thank you stupid jet blue for having $10 flights today and tomorrow ONLY, instead of just sharing the love and giving everyone 10% off their next flight :|

thank you wii for making wii resort require me to buy even more plastic crap in order to play it... i refuse to drink any more of the koolaid :|

ok going to photoshop myself happy(er) and go shopping at k.mart... it always always works it's magic!