4:44am

and already up for an entire hour doing laundry - a woman's work is never done :)

i could not sleep. i could smell a weird burning smell and was worried the house was burning down. it smelled like (T.M.I. alert) someone in the neighborhood was smoking dog poop :| i don't know why someone would do that and choose to let their dog poop cigar smolder outside my bedroom window but i could not get back to sleep. i suddenly had to know whether Gordon Ramsay smokes (he used to), where Finland is (not where i thought... to the right of Sweden), whether i can find some mary jane crocs that can be here within the next 72 hours (mine are so old and worn down that even standing on a tiny rock is agony) and what the 500 greatest songs of all time are according to Rolling Stone :|

the above list irked me so much i couldn't possibly turn off my phone and go back to sleep. i had to get up, do laundry, drink coffee and once all my chores were done, recheck that list using 'control f' to make sure that i hadn't missed 'life on mars?' by David Bowie. and sure enough, it's not on the list :| 'heroes' is, as it should be... but 'changes' and 'ziggy stardust' ...? so wrong!! and the ONLY r.e.m. song is 'losing my religion' which i have never ever ever played from start to finish because it's nothing but a big fat lame radio song :|

and the biggest travesty: upon checking each and every Beatles song to make sure there is the correct ratio of Lennon/McCartney/Harrison songs on the list i saw THIS effigy: "with a little help from my friends"- i hate that song! that song should be called 'with a whole lot of help from my friends and a TON of blind luck too'. i have my reasons (most of them absolutely nonsensical, like i really dislike big noses and big heads, plus the doctor who horribly misdiagnosed Danny's RSV in 1/24/05 was named Dr Starr, so clearly ALL people named Starr are complete bonesmokers, douchebags and asshats and should be run over repeatedly if they are ever in the wrong place at the right time) but, it's incidental - i despise that man and you mark my words, he'll be the last Beatle standing :|

back later xox