dear helicopters....

PLEASE STOP!!!!! it's been 3 hours now of nonstop circling over my house and i want to shoot those helicopters down (but all i have is a BB rifle and an airgun) a man has very inconsiderately barricaded himself in his house and the police are trying to get him out. very sloooowly i might add. just SHOOT HIM already!! i want to go to target - and safely and not get stuck in SWAT team traffic :| i will do it myself, just give me something that penetrates skin. i'm a good aim - just ask Buzz Lightyear :)

they say you learn something new everyday and already by 9am, i have learned all about the 'fourth wall'. who knew the annoying way Carrie talked to the camera in the pilot episode of Sex and the City had a name? thankfully i wasn't the only one annoyed by it, and they got rid of it :)

yesterday we bowled. holy mother of dog, it was boring. two solid agonizing hours of wearing UGLY shoes with black ankle socks (i had to beg Sam to swap for his sweaty white socks), listening to kids whining about not getting strikes or being hungry or thirsty (i forgot my purse...) and then Sam chipped his front tooth on a disabled bowling ramp :| and people pay to do this? for fun??! i am so glad i forgot my purse :|

but good news - we are going to Vegas... just the boys and i!!! we will have fun but the boys are a little sad to leave Dad at home... he will stay home to work and pet-sit as Blackjack clearly didn't like the kennel... his paw was all sore and raw from being chewed and licked, i bet he was like a sad parrot that plucks out it's feathers because it's so lonely and sad... sigh, not my puppy :(

i am going to brave the chaos... back later :|