Monday, August 02, 2010

rats, checks and Tyra...

teaching
the rats to use their little corningware litter tray more diligently - i know they are boys and everything but who said rats are smarter than humans?? i've been explaining the concept for about 6 months....

wishing
for an egg on a thin crust pizza - is it really too much to ask?? pizzeria ortica makes a pizza with egg on it, but when i asked for a simpler margherita with an egg on it, the waiter said the snooty pizza maker man wouldn't do it, because, apparently his pizzas are not just food (poop waiting to happen), but meticulous works of art and only HE can improvise with the flavors -whhhhhatever, i just want an egg on a pizza, or "pizze" as snooty mcsnooterson calls it :(

also wishing
i didn't fear crowds and chaos and waiting so much... i don't know what on earth ebay underground is, but i want to try the pizza hacker SO BAD :| but i know it will involve crowds, chaos and waiting :( and probably a bossy boots in charge, who takes everything far too seriously.... it's just food (ie poop waiting to happen... this is why i never spend more than $100 on dinner;)

making
a blue spotty sock monkey with a big green smile (he needs nostrils still, i will have to do it before i go to bed or he won't be able to breathe :)

needing
to go to the bank - i have some very old checks to pay in... MUST GO TOMORROW (and to one that is by 99 cent store and target so it doesn't seem like such a chore) i saw a bank advert where someone took a picture of a check with their trusty iphone, and it credited their account. i don't quite understand how that would work.... but i wasn't intrigued enough to remember the name of the bank ;)

eating
day old pink cotton candy - it tastes almost as good as day old curry :) i definitely prefer pink to blue or yellow...

hating
flash websites. and Tyra Banks too - i watched her show by accident today (i was making the sock monkey) and she kept asking people if they know what she's talking about, like she's too clever to be understood by regular people??? the soup is sooooo right to mock her relentlessly, i thought they were being mean but nooooo, she IS that obnoxious!

wondering
if our dogs would tolerate (and not pee all over) these halloween costumes :)

my cat crosses his paws. and i am the only person on earth who doesn't like hipstamic...
bumps
Romeo loves cotton candy.... seriously if he can he will steal the entire thing and then turn into a crazed hyperactive toddler for the next hour or so...
cotton
dog beach yesterday
sam_8784
ps i have no clue who JV is....
jc
this was the HARDEST thing ever to climb....
side
everytime Danny goes here he gets a bloody lip (but he loves it regardless....)
bounce

1 comment:

  1. The bank that lets you deposit checks with your iphone pix is chase. I thought it was pretty neat until I realized I didn't have chase or an iphone. :-(

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