pumpkin bread for breakfast (oh gawd, i really need to get some help...) but it's technically a vegetable, right...? (with three inches of cream cheese frosting on top:)
looking
through a flicking CAT'S TAIL at my screen... Friday's new year's resolution for 2011: sit on the little shelf over my desk, being as annoying as felinely possible and make me really wish i could swap her for one of the kind, grateful cats at the shelter
wishing
it wasn't so FREAKING FRACKING COLD. i am soooo NOT a baby - i used to live in England for heaven's sake which is like the north pole (how on earth i survived, i have no idea....) it has to be like 40 degrees here. i am SO NOT KIDDING. today's high: 62 :| i am going to say it.... i have no choice: FML* :|
*oh gawd how i hate that expression :| worse than the sum of OMG/LOL/ROFL/TIA/IDK/and all the other horrible expressions. FML is just absolutely horrible and shocking. this expression is usually typed on one's smartphone, while sitting in one's air conditioned SUV, while sipping a ventifrappolatte with non fat soy milk that a humble minion prepared, while driving to the gym to climb into a human hamster wheel, while another minion scurries around said person's house, cleaning the pee around the toilet rim for said ungrateful one, before another minion scrapes the dirt from beneath said one's nails and painstakingly paints zebra stripes on them. oh how i hate FML. it's the epitomy of everything that's wrong with (ungrateful) people today (and in case i didn't say it clearly enough... I HATE IT!!!)
not really feeling the love with
the boys being back to school. i know i'm the only one in the entire world.... but i truly love endless days filled with nothing and nowhere to be (homeschooling would interfere with this zen ;)
thanking my lucky stars
we weren't driving on this road when it disappeared last wednesday - that road is scary enough without the huge chunk missing from it :|
ps i am NOT POSTING THIS PICTURE for my own selfish personal gratification, but here is Dr Drew for Wendy :) (does this mean, Wendy, you've never watched '16 and pregnant' or 'teen mom'...? or 'celeb rehab'...??! while they are in NO WAY comparable to 'married to rock' (but honestly, what is?!) they are quite wonderful if their own ways, namely Mr Dr Drew (his first name's Dr, right? :)
Am I completely out of it, because I don't know what FML stands for and for the life of me, I can't figure it out.
ReplyDeleteare you saving some pumpkin bread for me? tee hee...just kidding.
ReplyDeleteoh and I don't even know what FML means...and I'm too tired to try to figure it out.
How wonderful of you to post that picture for me!!! And how wonderfuler of you to make my name a link in your blog! Now if only I had posted anything worthy of blog reading. LOL!
ReplyDeleteWow~!!! Dr. Drew IS hot!!! That's it. It's official. I have to hunt him down and make him love me.
No I haven't seen ANY of those shows but I bet they are fabulous. Here's a little trivia: I used to date (chase) a guy that looked just like Hugh Laurie from HOUSE. On steroids. This guy had legs like tree trunks! He was a GOD I tell you.
But I let him go. FML. (JK!!!!! Seriously. I swear I'm kidding. Now where are my minions????)