i can't help but wonder...

... what percentage of the world can swim - google say 50% but that seems like an awfully convenient answer to me :|

... how i make my face look less brown/orange. i gave up pumpkin bread, i slather on SPF 30 every day, i DO NOT own a tanning bed but i am still noticably orange (and NOT in a good way :| )

... what really is the point of the iPad. whenever i think we should get one, i then reflect on the million things it CAN'T do - like take a picture. or scroll the lyrics to the song playing across the screen. or find a Domino's and order online when i'm away from home (say in a hotel where you have to pay for wifi - which i just can't do) or fit safely in my pocket. or be dropped without serious repercussions and depression. sure it's pretty and all - big giant iPhone looking thingie, but i just don't really see the point (is there a point...? maybe it's kindle app is in color? maybe that's it?)

... if the pain in my elbow is due to the cold snap (it's 68 - it was 86 yesterday) or the return of my evil nemesis - tennis elbow. it can't be - i simply won't allow it to be the case! i can't afford more steroids, those shots aren't covered by insurance :| i am going to have to improvise in the future using OTC cortisone cream and a hypodermic needle:)

off to Trader Joe's - because... it's what i do :)