- bought two pairs of jean capris. i hate them both, one is far too teenage and the other is far too elderly. and the worst part is i can't decide which pair to return :|
- planted strawberries and stared really hard at the potato patch (hoping something might actually grow if i focus on it...)
- looked for vacation rentals in beach houses on sand dunes (not that i'm obsessed or nuthin....)
- walked across the freeway on and off ramps - this is one of my biggest fears and i have avoided any excursion that requires crossing a freeway on/off ramp since 1996 when i moved here and decided to take a walk that entailed crossing the 405 on/off ramps (scary). anyway i made it but took an extremely long way home, to avoid them at all costs on the way back :)
- walked to Petsmart and bought 14 cans of kitty food - this did my sore arm no good whatsoever :(
- bought an american flag door sign thingie, because what on earth will we put on the door after Easter Sunday? then i felt totally lame for not just making my own handmade sign (i am returning that sign and making my own :)
- went to Trader Joe's - the tasting hut should not be allowed to serve meat, it's totally unfair to vegetarians! i was forced to eat a cranberry dunker for lunch :| bought my usual selection of lavender products then stressed all the way home, because i suddenly remembered reading an article circa 2003, that lavender gives boys breasts :|
- got a call from Nate Berkus because i accidentally 'forgot' to RSVP, because i don't like bright colors or being without my iphone, and both are requirements to go to his show :| i did not answer, but secretly pretended that he was my friend calling me to say hi (but still didn't want to answer because i'm secretly in love with him :)
- accidentally played the same song 57 times before i noticed. either i really like that song or i'm really zoned out (or both:)
- consoled a hysterical child who choked after eating 4 M&Ms "accidentally all at once" and then barfed one out of his nose (???)
- read/rolled eyes/hated the Palins a little bit more than yesterday :)
- noticed via statcounter that Brazilians love picture of kittens :)
- played tetris/waited 55 minutes at the doctor's office :|
- totally made up the date of my last menstrual period :)
- was ordered to eat a sultana scone at bedtime to cure my 3am hunger pains (now that's my kind of medicine!)
- got the most awful, sting-y, horrible steroid shots in my elbow - it hurt sooooo much, i was sure the needle had snapped off and become lodged in my joint (yes i'm slightly overdramatic and prone to wild exaggeration.... but it freaked out the doctor enough to send me for a cautionary x-ray:)
- had delicious fish sticks for dinner to make it all better :)
- made no-bake-chocolate-peanut-butter-oatmeal-cookies and listened to the Beatles :)
off to watch Heavy and set DVR for 'Addicted to Food' - yay for quality broadcasting (and feeling less of a fatty-fat-fat watching it!)
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