pyjamas and bras for cars

shhh don't tell anyone but i am wearing pyjama pants today:| but they are soooo comfy i want to actually go OUT OF THE HOUSE in them!! (don't worry, they aren't garish flannel slept-in-for-weeks-on-end Garfield pyjamas... so i think i'm safe... right?) urgh, i think i will change.... i am too afraid of ridicule and being the subject of sneakily taken camera phone pics, even though i'm only going to walmart and kohls ;)

i need sports bras - we have taken up (...drum roll...) jogging :| (gasp!!) and it's not that horrible (except for in the sports bra dept, ahem) yesterday i tried on 17,000 different sports bras and they were all just awful. but in good news, all that tugging and puffing and panting was officially my exercise for the day ;)

i wonder if i should be doing all this jogging when i still have the sore chest muscles...? i gave them plenty time to recuperate (a day at least!!) but then as soon as i exert myself again, bam! back to square one :| it's almost like my expanding lungs repeatedly crack my ribs causing excruciating pain when the ribs stick into my heart (such a drama queen. with a wild imagination to boot :) i am sure stress has a slight factor too... sigh, must stop stressing (but how??!)

in other news, i really don't like the real housewives of New Jersey. i have been trying to pinpoint exactly what is so nauseating about that show and it's that the men are so piggish and greasy and horrible. why not have the real housewife of Jon Bon Jovi on there? i'd cheerfully watch him - i bet he rinses his own dishes and kisses his wife on the forehead :) all those short greasy macho shitheads with ingrown hairs... ehh, not so much :|

today i need to:

• research invisible bras for cars
• find out how far Augusta is from Atlanta and how far Dallas is from Austin (there are Christmas Tree Shops in Augusta and Dallas!! so no more than a hop, skip and a jump i hope....)
• make a map of all the reaaaaallly tall trees in Sequoia National Park for this weekend (ROADTRIP!!!)
  
• find the front door key
• jog (groan)
• buy a new car (the reason for the effervescent feeling in my tummy AND the roadtrip!!!!!!!!!!!!)
• look online for advice on whether i should use dark ash blond or light ash brown hair color (being a lady is sooooo much work!!!)
• find out what it means when you keep dreaming that you forget to feed your pets and they all change into something else (last night i forgot to feed a tank of baby snakes and they all split apart and became t.rexes....)
  
• try to add $35 worth of things to my ELF cart (i did it again... i bought a groupon :| but this time i'm determined to actually USE IT!)
• research if having extensive plastic surgery makes facial recognition not work anymore
• buy fresh produce in a bid to be as healthy and thin and lovely as Kate Middleton :)
• avoid the evil scones i have placed in the deep freeze twice and brought out AGAIN (i am kind of hoping they are now infused with salmonella and will make me sick and i will never want to eat them again...)
  
• go to walmart and kohl's
• be happy

back later xooxoxoxooxxxoooo