inkyblog: it's time again....

to neatly sweep together an imaginary pile of horrible things, so i may fantasize about steamrolling over them, back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, until they are obliterated from society!

the Millionaire Matchmaker:

that woman is so crude. and so not attractive. and so unladylike. and a gold digger too :| and now she thinks she's Nancy Botwin :| annnnnd hello!! if she has such a high success rate why does every couple only go out for one date then never see each other again??! and why is she single and 55???!

the mom from 'Downsized':

if she couldn't pay the rent for the house in which her eleventeen children live, why was she still spending hundreds of dollars a month on Starbucks and not making her own coffee at home... she actually got mad at her financial advisor for bringing it up, because she apparently needs those specialty $5 coffees for medicinal reasons ;) she lost me right then and there. and i feel so sorry for her hubbie, because he is sooo nice, and such a great Dad to her FIVE CHILDREN (doesn't she get child support? or payment for being on the show? why can't i relax and just enjoy, instead of asking my phone these questions?!) now he wants to go to Missouri, because Missouri loves company and he would actually MAKE MONEY there :) but she says "nooooo!" and is mad at him for even thinking about it.... oh gawd, i want to shake that woman!!! and give her a dramatic, sobering slap across the face like they do in soap operas :)

that horrific Stacey from Flipping Out:

first of all, she's mean. and beyond rude too! and soooo not funny - i think she thinks she's funny and sassy but she's not - she's just crass. and secondly, she's ugly!!! but even if she wasn't... i would always always always be on Jenny's side in ANY situation, no questions asked, because i like Jenny. even more than Jeff. and i L-O-V-E Jeff! :) still hate Gage though....

Amber from Teen Mom:

a theme is emerging... a lot of crap TV :) i've had a severe pain in my sawdust for the past week and that's my excuse for this mindless TV watching/recuperating mode ;) sore teeth... sore tummy... sore elbow... sore fingers... sore neck... the list goes on and on....

any loud, gross, balding republican who sweats profusely, has a roll of neck fat hanging over his shirt collar and wears tassel shoes:
even if i wasn't a true blue democrat, i would be just looking at republican men versus democrat men ;) they're just so much easier on the eye :)

Trader Joe's in Crystal Cove:
i know it's beeeautiful in Crystal Cove... and it overlooks the pacific ocean... and Trader Joe's is just sooooo full of yummy things that give the illusion that one can cook a fancy meal.... and there's also a Gap and Williams Sonoma next door... but there is not a more hostile, more sterile, personality-void, robotic place on earth than this Trader Joe's :( everyone looks taut and cold blooded and reptilian... it actually feels more horrible than horrible Tustin Ranch Costco :| the people at our TJs are so nice (and cute too!) and if you find the turtle they give you a lolly and stickers too! not so in Crystal Cove :|

Talking Tom:
the cat from the talking cat app is stalking me :| yesterday i got a text message asking if i missed him...? when i looked again it was GONE. most creepy......

going back to school
it's two weeks away and i don't want summer to end :( EVER! i love the endless mornings that fade into lazy afternoons and overnighters to Vegas and playdates that last till 9pm and not having to make horrible lunchmeat lunches or clockwatch to get to school on time.... i miss summer and it's not even over yet :(

sigh... next: some pretty pictures to cleanse my soul and turn the negative ions upside-down :)

today Danny made cupcakes all by himself, for Sam's birthday tea (still trying to get the perfect "candles" picture for his birthday book:) messy, but very yummy :)