MJ, Rio and room moms

obsessing
over wall color and vanities and floor tiles and pretty fluffy towels - for we are having a very special visitor :)

needing
to buy the Michael Jackson trial iphone app - i am a little bit obsessed with that also :|

loving
Trader Joe's buccaneer joe's, it's just pirate booty in a much cheaper, much larger bag which is a very good/bad thing :)

not loving
Trader Joe's lemon and ginger cookie icecream. it sounds magical, right? but it just tastes like boring old sorbet to me (so why waste the calories??!)

wishing
one 14 mile walk didn't result in blisters that take an entire w-e-e-k (and special bandaids) to heal :(

also wishing
razor blades weren't so darned sharp (note to self: never grab toothbrush in the dark but accidentally grab a razor blade instead :| big mistake.... HUGE! (and a bloody mess too....)

wondering
who names their child Ransom...? or Sin for that matter? you really should need to pass some kind of kindness test to have children...

also wondering
why rooms at Rio Suites are only $12 this Winter??! how can it be so cheap...? is it that scary to stay there...? i want to go and find out!

making
the veggiest pizza everrrr for dinner - so soooo good and surely slimming with all those veggies on it...?

waiting for
the new air purifier to arrive. our old air purifier died last week and i just seem to be unable to breathe without it cleaning and hepa filtering the air :)

stalking
sperm donor websites :| they are completely fascinating! for $415 you can have a blond haired, blue eyed gentleman's baby... but if you only have $145, you'll have to settle for a red haired, green eyed, rather short offspring :| you can even pick if the sperm donor is religiously inclined and whether or not they like cats and dogs - so much easier than getting to know people and having to weed through losers who hate cats ;)

thanking
my lucky stars i don't have to be the room mom :| i am just not that responsible (for free anyway :)

begging
for it to PLEASE BE WEEKEND already. this is officially the longest, most drawn out week ever :| and it's only Thursday!!