things that make no sense

people who don't love Elvis and the Beatles or claim to be too young to know them - were these people raised by wolves in caves without eight track players shaped like large shiny eggs??! clearly the answer to that is "sadly, yes" :|

people who don't love bananas (these people usually have shifty eyeballs and three cornered faces and are not to be trusted)

people who don't love pizza :| because that's a serious serious character flaw ;)

the new Missoni collection at Target - i'm just not that into zigzag striped polyester, i guess :)

the "eff" word - i hate it :| however i admit to loving the real word (gasp) when used to express negative feelings (cursing to express positive feelings is just crass)

the red flashing lock-with-a-line-through-it inside our car that actually tells thieves the car is unlocked - i am not sure it serves any purpose other than to make Toyotas easier to steal :|

the new Mozza in Newport Beach not accepting reservations - i do NOT wait in line for food, no matter how delectable it may be ;)

food trucks: wait in line - and then eat standing up - outdoors - to buy overpriced, overhyped food? nosireebob!

Brad Pitt still dissing Jennifer Aniston after all these years: i don't doubt for one second that she is duller than dishwater, but honestly if he tells everyone one more time how happy he is, i might just stop believing him ;)

things that make perfect sense:

his reward for reading "Go Dog Go" all by himself - a dinosaur encased in an erupting volcano


David Beckham and boys (best Dad EVER!) at the most overwhelming/most exhausting happiest place on earth on Saturday... curiously he doesn't look that happy ;)


dancing dinosaurs (at least i think they are dancing....)