five things

ok what the double hockey sticks is going on???  i gained an entire disgusting pound since monday.  it's official i am never eating again until i lose that pound plus one more as penance :( 

it's just 10 days till my favorite day of the entire year (OK, one of them;) - Mother's Day!!  the day everyone has to do exactly as i say, and no eye-rolling, because it is Mother's Day!  Cream Pan for breakfast (one banana pastry only, cut in half, with two cups of milky coffee) and an entire day of shopping for unnecessaries and pleasant un-eye-rolly picture taking is all i ask (but pink peonies, extra well done wood fired pizza for lunch and zebra popcorn for dinner would make it beyond perfect!) 

i think Victoria Beckham must have horrible teeth because she never ever smiles :(  like that, see... :(  and when she does smile, she covers her mouth which tells me 'i have horrible rotten teeth' ;)  (i watch the Mentalist, you see)  i wonder why she doesn't just fix them?  because surely sometimes, when everything is going right, she just wants to smile :)

favorite website: trulia luxe... pictures of beautiful people's beautiful houses AND the addresses so i can drive by and discover beautiful new pockets of LA.  it doesn't get any better than that!  latest obsession: the house on Blue Jay Way where George Harrison wrote Blue Jay Way.  i neeeeeeeeeed it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  if i won the lottery, it would be completely spent in a matter of seconds on pretty houses with big windows.....

in other heaven-is-a-place-on-earth news we are going to 'our beach house' in four weeks :)  it's rumoured that awful Julia Roberts is thinking of buying a house on our beach - bleck.  i really really really hope that doesn't happen because truth be told, i just don't like that woman and the beach is perfectly lovely just the way it is ;)

off to walk super fast and not eat all day long (except gummivitamins which are completely awesome and surely an acceptable form of candy...? )