guilty pleasures & bitter disappointments

guilty pleasures....

• Little Caesars crazy bread (the only thing that's crazy is the price!)
• Gallery Girls
• Trader Joe's Ginger Cats - which i have given up, kind of.... 
• Trader Joe's Quadratini cookies - which i have totally 100% given up, except for in emergencies
• sneaking grapes before checking out at the grocery store (i am not sure if this is technically stealing or just sampling)
• Jo Malone and Chanel and Guerlain and Philosophy etc etc etc
• dole whips 
• twirly swirly pretty skirts
• buying a new song and playing it 37 times in a row
• really really jelly donuts which are very hard to find anywhere but Massachusetts and the sole reason i want to live there (OK, Bertucci's too - i love Bertucci's!! and also the Christmas Tree Shop!! and that Target there has Goldfish bread!!!)
• Neutrogena anti-residue shampoo, which i admit to using much more often than is recommended on the bottle but i don't even care about the consequences
• Maltesers - biting them perfectly in half needs to be an Olympic sport: i'd practice everyday for hours on end
• Teen Mom which ends tomorrow, which is going to be the saddest thing ever - i hate High School Moms :(
• reading these funny 'lady pen' reviews at amazon.co.uk
• watching Nate Berkus: not listening or learning anything from his show, just watching :)
• Neighborhood Market (loooove it!)

bitter disappointments....

• Fresh and Easy (hate it!  and it's a British grocery store! i wanted to love it but it just suuuucks)
• RHONY this season - how i miss Simon and Alex and Bethanny and yes even that awful nutty Kelly!!!
• Priscilla Presley for not being a virgin on her wedding night - i always thought she and Elvis had waited...?  :(
• Steak N Shake - i hate that place
• Mark Wahlberg's 'third nipple' which is just an overrated mole
• Ruby's and Red Robin's endless french fries - they deliberately make them horrible and lardy white so you won't ask for refills
• it being the last full week of Summer break  :(   :(    :(