Thursday, September 13, 2012

oh em gee

(warning: first world problems rant)

i ordered some clothes from Old Navy last week and i was just wondering when in the hell they are going to actually show up because i gave all my clothes away, and when i checked online they are still sitting in my freaking shopping cart - stupid dumb Old Navy!!!  and not only that but now two of the things are sold out :|  i was forced to drive to the store to buy the items and then when i tried them they all looked like oversized clown clothes anyway.  seriously.  so now i have NOTHING to wear at Disneyland on Saturday

also: still no pumpkin loaf mix.  we even called the Hyannis Trader Joe's (which will be our new store!!  we are going to be like the Kennedy's!!  only with better luck, i hope :) and they don't even have it over there in paradise till the start of October.  and i must note the staff at my new Trader Joe's are MUCH MUCH nicer and more hand-wringingly helpful than the old hippies at our Trader Joe's :|  everything is better on the East Coast.  pizza.  beaches.  people.  everything.

also: researching brain bleeds because i turned my head this morning and it cracked like it sometimes does (argh) and now it reallllly hurts and my head feels like playdoh and i feel like i'm in this music video in Palmdale, CA which is coincidentally where Octomom is moving to...

in my desperation for something spicy and delicious i am going to make carrot loaf.  and pretend it's pumpkin loaf.  and put a ton of cream cheese frosting on top.  and be happy.  but not really because then i will have to eat it all and will be letting my country down.  i have 10 pounds to lose before November or Teddy Ruxpin takes over the world :|

fishsticks for dinner!  soooooo good!

 my drink is not impressed :|

i really really try to buy colorful happy clothes.  but the ones on the left were just more 'me' ;)

she thinks i have cookies to share but it's my oatmeal lotion.  and she WON'T STOP STARING!!!! 



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