Siamese Twins and Bill Clinton

watched that Siamese twins show yesterday.  hmm is all i have to think about it so far.....  apart from having a million wonderings*, i just don't think i can watch it.  the talking-over-one-another thing made me really really itchy and uncomfortable and i just can't do it: no siree bob.  OK, maybe one more week - maybe they will tone down that headache-inducing talking-over-one-another thing :|

last night some man made an offer on the house.  for some reason our real estate agent thinks just because someone is British, we must be related/long lost friends and therefore i will give this person exactly what he wants.  but it just won't happen - now my kids are settled back in school, i really have to have all my own way to want to move.... which made all the color drain out of her face ;)

in other news, i pored over every second of the Bill Clinton speech last night and thought he was completely wonderful.  i know that's nothing new, but he was extra dapper and extra sparkly and extra handsome last night. oh and i liked his speech just fine :) 

not sure if walking with a blister bigger than your toe is smart but i'm walking to Target this morning.  if all else fails i will buy bandaids and extra strength painkillers there ;) 

back later with the pictures of the bloody car.  the ear is still bleeding everywhere and Blackjack refuses to wear his cone (we are ridiculously lame and are scared he will hate us if we make him.....)

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such as do they each have to eat half as much because they only have one body?
in a restaurant do they order two meals? 
did they have to take two driving tests?
do they earn two salaries or one?
what about medical bills... do they pay for two people or one??? 
also how many breasts do they have and several other disgusting 'man questions' from Aaron - eye roll)