five thursday things

last night we went to look at RVs for our sea-to-shining-seaquel ;) it's sooooo exciting! honestly it's more comfy than our house!  which is not hard seeing as we are sleeping on the floor and don't even have a kitchenaid mixer anymore... who would have thought i'd actually miss it???   how do i make cream cheese frosting without it...? and life without cream cheese frosting is kinda not worth living.........

anyway we are going to camp at Walmart every night!!! which is like my American dream come true;) and have egg mcmuffins for breakfast and sing songs in rounds as we drive through the smoky/rocky/blue ridge mountains! it's going to be soooooo a-w-e-s-o-m-e!!!

in other news, i have broken all my nails and they are so short it hurts to poke things :( and i definitely can't wear nail polish..... oh no, it makes me look mental :(  stupid asshole nails, i paint that grow fast stuff on them every hour and they are still like 1cm long

in other other news i haven't slept in days. ok, weeks. alright, months!! so many wonders and questions like if the car is being transported and the wheels are touching the road, does the odometer go up...? is it the wheels turning or some special kind of onboard computer that makes it go up...? and is there a Sears in Massachusetts?  and can we fill the car with pillows and stuffed animals? and do they have sweet onion sauce at Subway in Massachusetts... because i can't eat a sandwich without it.... and do they have churros in Massachusetts at the Costco to bribe children to not kill each other? and what if Walmart isn't open 24 hours in Massachusetts...? and do they have drive-thru pharmacies?  and does the Christmas Tree Shop actually sell christmas trees???!  and do Angela and Lisa's Target discounts apply to friends who WILL bake them delicious treats in return??!  because the store in Swansea has those rosebud sheets in stock i am dying to find.... just sayin'.... (LET ME KNOW!!!!!!) 

in other GOOD news, we will be there in time for free hat full of potatoes day!!  i love that store, though i should add that it is not a 'general store' in the general sense - it is more of a specialty bird store*

* also i am dying to know... what is with their opening hours.... so specific!

Mon-Sat:	9:03 am - 5:57 pm
Sun	10:13 am - 5:29 am

off to get the smallest boy from school (yay for early days!) and read Bad Kitty for President for the 20th time, he loves it xoxo