Friday, September 13, 2013

not a fan

of:

Palmers coconut conditioner, which i think is actually meant for "people of color" but i like to shop in that aisle of Target.  anyway i can't even stand the faint hint of it on my pillow - it makes me absolutely SICK!!! but it does make my hair shiny and flippable.... (but not exactly sniffable...)

streets with numbers instead of names... streets should have names to suit their personalities like people do.  the only exception to the number rule is NYC, where the number is the personality

crooked pictures.  i hate them, they make me ill.  instagram has a horizon straightener now - i didn't know that!!!!  so does the PS app.  and supposedly the camera but it's sooo hard to do a pinch AND a turn at the same time and let go right at the corrected angle (first world problems - i know ;)

chronic shyness:  there's a karaoke party in the neighborhood and i soooo want to go and belt out "Something Got Me Started" by Simply Red, but instead i'm doubled over in stress induced ulcer-ish pain, trying to think of an excuse why i can't possibly go

spotify - ok it's a lovehate.  but no amount of pondering is making it any clearer if clicking 'off' to 'offline' means on or offline... arrghhh!!!

Olive Garden's never-ending pasta bowl :|  o.m.g. seriously it should come with a health warning.  especially if you're a total carboholic pig like me who goes days between meals.  it was bad - i thought i was going to die.  i am not even slightly kidding.  death by pasta.

Jimmy Kimmel.  i just can't stand him for absolutely no reason

lameass passive aggressive shithead people

heartburn (i blame the never ending pasta bowl.  and the karaoke party)

the Kardashians... i wish they would just go away - i still don't know who they are or why anyone cares???

hijinx in the Christmas Tree Shop
 this was right before i ODed on pasta with five types of cheese :|
 we love the rain

 

 pictures i love that i did not take (duh)
i so wanted him to make it across the Atlantic....
 Japanese cats - this picture is my favorite
 and this one
 this one is pretty cool though...
 and this one too :)
 OK they are all equally awesome - but the fish one is my favorite ;)


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