spotify homework passports and cats

wondering

if life without constant Spotification is even worth getting out of bed for?  no?  no! 

thinking 

that the presence of a cup of perfect temperature coffee makes my children SLOW THE HELL DOWN till it's stone cold and has bees floating in it

hating

Zooey Deschanel (for absolutely no reason - but there's got to be a reason.  her voice? her too long fringe?)

hating

that the only scissors i can ever find are 5+ safety scissors that won't cut anything :(  

needing

to get passports.  purple ones AND blue ones.  and go places with them.

calling

BS on that study that cats hate being petted.  if that was the case why would they throw themselves against me all the time and grab my hand with their extended claws and drag it over their fur and go absolutely nuts if i try to get away....?