Tuesday, December 31, 2013

new year's eve thingies

last week it was the hair curler thingie, this week this is the only thing that could possibly make my life worth living (but can i buy it without a coupon?  no.  and do i have a coupon?  no.  arrrrghhhhhhh!)   but i need it.  even though we have a real vacuum.  and a cordless vacuum.  and a central vacuum.  i need THIS one too.  it would be a changing day in my life....

















i don't know what happened (and i'm not complaining - just saying) but when i play songs on iTunes now the words appear like magic.... just like i've always wanted them to in my wildest dreams (actually i want them to scroll in the sky in front of me and also autocorrect my wrong words and autotune them too ;) it doesn't work for Taylor Swift.  but that's OK because i know them all WORD PERFECT!

which reminds me.... i have asked Aaron's permission (and didn't get much more than a confused squinty look) but i want to get "We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together.  Like E-V-E-R" signed the Smiths tattooed on my arm ;)

i can't/won't eat at Cracker Barrel anymore.  not that i ever did.  but there was some hooha over them being homophobic, racist, sexist Obama-hating (ugly smelly unfunny hairy) rednecks in the news.  also on my list: Chic-Fil-A.  Dominos.  Papa John's too.  and 99 just because

yesterday i learnt that Canadian's call parking garages "parkades".  and i can't stop saying it in my head :)

 i took this picture (she wished)



O-M-G.  my hair for about 28 minutes after 
my SPECIFIC INSTRUCTIONS to get rid of the red.  
it's not red anymore ;)   
 is it me, or do these socks make my legs look like Frankenstein....? :(
also: i'm not a nerd, i just liked the weirdo pair in the pack.
also i never knew (until last month in deepest Manchester when i bought the socks) 
that that Radiohead man sings "i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo" not "widow"
i always wondered how his wife died - but now i can stop :)
also: Spotify doesn't scroll the lyrics.
 i like Swifts Beach


 the icy pond on the way to Target (i'm sure it has a real name ;)

 i'm 17 years behind in Coronation Street....
 the pets watch it too
 well, the dogs can't take their eyes off me in case i have food ;)
 plaid is the latest fad


  
something happened to Trader Joe's - it grew and got a lovely side entrance 
(hence the smiles)
 the New Year's Eve fridge of a teetotal Taylor Swift loving family
 cold
bad pizza funny sign :)

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