things i like that aren't really that nice......

being bitten by my cats (except Megan who bites really hard until she hears your bones crack.  and it makes no sense because her sister Weasel is very nice... it just doesn't make sense ;)

Walmart - anything is possible in Walmart.  A-N-Y-T-H-I-N-G-!-!-!  ox blood nails!  a Subway veggie delite!  a crossbow in pink camo!  a pair of patent mary-janes!  a knifty knitter!  sweet tea!  cat litter!  pictures!  a new iphone!  skinny jeans in superfat sizes!   

diesel fumes - ohhh, to stand behind a truck/bus/train (in England preferably) and breathe that goodness in! 

snow days.  today is one!  i did a school report about the honey badger (don't tell the teacher), made cookie dough and froze it so as not to be led into temptation, and made the fridge contents look all perfect and perty (leftovers belong in the trash) 

Chuck E Cheese pizza (i wish they were closer.  and did delivery.  and it wasn't so horribly popular with children - there is n-e-v-e-r enough pizza!)

bad pizza in general.  it's ALL good to me, even discarded old cold crusts.... i am the turkey vulture of pizza ;)

cemeteries, especially reeeeeeaaally spooky overgrown ones with reaaaaally spooky old graves

cold baked beans and cold peas from the can

burnt french fries

burnt toast (not.the.best.cook.ever!)

the smell of my dogs' farts (though ironically not the smell of dog poo)

the rowing machine at the gym.... i was informed they only have one rowing machine because it's unpopular with the cool people and only crusty old people like it?  so i'm crusty???  what the hell!

diet coke as a bedtime drink.  i am sure this breaks so many rules but whatever

short nails - i cannot stand them going past the end of my finger

omg baby honey badgers are soooo cute!  I WANT ONE!!!!

 

 typical.  the freeway kids mural is back on the 101. 

 it won't work California... we are never ever ever getting back together!  like... EVER!

 this is what arrived the day i decided to never eat ever again :|

 watch out birds, i got a new lens!  and a TON of bird food to lure you to my deck :)

 this bird is a lady dove of some kind 

(i know that because of her blue eyeshadow :)

dunno what this is.  some kind of bird :)