jackholes, kill devil hills and yelp

trying to decide
which of these jackhole bonesmokers i despise more... the wannabe cop driving painfully slow in the fast lane, or the macho-shithead, doing a horrible job of cutting her off in the pickup truck.  i dunno.  i just don't know :|  i think she wins.  and i HATE macho shitheads in pickup trucks ;) 
pssst i kinda hate everyone else (but don't tell anyone!)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XqZoaWKv2k

trying to decide
if straight hair or curly hair makes a better first impression on the new pediatrician.  he's an opera singer - so the hair has to be just right, i feel.  hmmm.  curly or straight....?

trying to decide
if it's worth 15 hours of driving just to say i went to Kill Devil Hills.  that's quite a long way just to say you went somewhere... especially seeing as i have NO IDEA what is actually there (except it being a line from "so fast so numb" by R.E.M. )

trying to decide
what to do for English Mother's Day.  it should involve tea, cake and antique shopping, right?  right.  but pizza and diet coke and minimalist furniture shopping sounds better right about now....

trying to decide
whether to write a bad yelp review for our vet.  eh.  it's soooo hard.  i like the staff, they're nice and they're the kind of people you'd meet at a party and when they say they're vets, you'd be all like "oh cool!  i've been looking for a vet!!"..... but they are woefully disorganized, SO expensive and treat pets like they're people.  and pets are animals, not people.  so i don't know.  i try to only be a 4 or 5 star review yelper... not a 2 star review yelper.

trying to decide
if my on-the-fenceness about writing that review might be due to OCD.  i have a perfectly even number of friends/reviews/tips/pictures and it's just so perfect and pretty :|  this OCD thing is a disease without any cure... i'm so obsessed that i'm becoming a bore.  blah.

 in the good light :)

 in the not-so-good light of Target

 dresses i like but i'd never wear so i'm not buying - sorry Good Will

 supermodel Megan

i told her to put both her paws on the side and she did :|

 my dog can't read :)

 sick.... and better....

 i don't get this??????

 also, surprisingly, in the thrift store :)

 best waffles ever