inkyblog: Rhode Island, Scott and Bailey and Florida

feeling
really reeaaaaally reeeeeaaaalllllllly stabby. i'm all out of Scott and Baileys and i have a shit list of people i hate a mile long.

wondering
what on earth possesses my cats to eat FAKE plants and flowers. i've given up EVER having anything live indoors. and now they're eating the silk flowers :|

needing
a new brace for my elbow. all that tennis is making it hurt again (eye roll)

wondering
if the people from Rhode Island get as irked by the way we drive as we get by their driving... hmmm probably, right? :)

also wondering
if having cow placenta in my hair makes me unvegetarian.... i'm not eating it or anything.... and i had no clue it was cow placenta before i bought it (.... like human placenta would have been sooooo much better ;)

not feeling
the love for Florida at all. i just don't want to go there, i don't even want to search for cool places along the way on the roadsideamerica app or bookmark wood fired pizza joints in cute beach towns. blah. honestly... i want to go anywhere BUT there. ok anywhere BUT there and California

loving
that yesterday a true miracle happened. last month i was trying on shoes in a store i will NOT name (but here's a hint: it's a complete shithole) because they have a certain brand of old lady running shoes that are soooo wide and comfy i can seriously walk 5000 miles uphill nonstop in them (no exaggeration). anyway i found a shoe on display that didn't look like a horrible velcro nursing home shoe... it was pink and pretty and named 'Audrey', as all pretty things always are. BUT there was only one shoe, it being that store and all. anyway, yesterday i happened upon the old lady running shoe aisle again and there was the pretty shoe, but this time tied together with it's longlost best friend!! and........ when i scanned them with my phone (which makes me feel SO important and fancy) they were only $5. it was a miracle!! that's when people started riding bikes in the aisles and men were dancing in the paint aisle and Breakfast in America came on the radio. just that kind of day ;)

oh well. off to make dinner - the leftovers are revolting and taking over the fridge. i hate leftovers, they're ugly. half drunk gatorade bottles too. and opened bags of salad. and the sticks of butter not being lined up perfectly straight..... you get the idea ;)

ps i'm FINALLY making my 2012 blurb book.... omg we went from the west coast to the east coast to the west coast and back to the east coast... it's a LOT of pictures and i don't want to miss anything out... it's a history book!