5 monday hate things (in order - omg i HATE the post office, it makes me feel like Piper in the first episode of OITNB)

1.  i hate the man in the post office.  this is true of ALL post offices i've EVER been in but especially true of the one near my house.  he makes me sick, no word of a lie.  he cut the string off my brown paper packages tied up with string the first time i met him and today he told me Canada and England are exactly the same thing.  seriously... don't talk to me

2.  my coffee tastes bad when i make it - i hate when i have to make my own coffee and not just because i'm superlazy :|  it tastes so much better when it's made by Aaron :)

3.  i freaking love BJs but i freaking HAAAAAAAATE it's stupid name.  why the hell did they call it BJs????  it's taken me y-e-a-r-s to get over the stigma and go in there and i really love it and all the wonderful cake but the name?  urgh!!!  i can't say it without feeling the need to explain it's an ill-though-out name for actually a very nice place that sells cake and computer chairs and unpurchasable clothes that only almost retired real estate agents would wear :|  change the name!!!! 

4.  i hate people driving by reeeaaallly slow to look at my house.  it's a long story which will unfold in pictures someday but my house is fucked up beyond all recognition and people need to stay the hell away.

5.  i hate short sentences and the word 'she'.  "she tried and then she did".  who is SHE????  (she gouches out her eyes in agony)  I WANT TO GO HOME where the grammar and the cake and the TV are better.  i want to go home.