Thursday, October 23, 2008

something's got a hold on me

today i plan to conquer my new arch enemy, sugar cookie dough. in the warm light of morning, when covered with purple icing and kaleidoscopic sugar crystals, last night's casualties don't look THAT bad... but still, they must kick Gelson's cookies' asses or i will feel like a total failure

i watched dr phil last night. and i cannot remember for the life of me what it was about, but it was riveting enough to watch with a really stiff neck and a migraine while learning the first 5 moves for my most excellent 12 days of Christmas dance routine.

overnight babysitting tomorrow....aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! no discussions about allosauruses fighting velocoraptors (which i will forever more call "otteraptors" too...) and baby stegosauruses stuck in mud. we are so driving along PCH listening to Istanbul (not Constantinople) on permanent repeat ;)

my fringe("bangs") is/are almost long enough for ahem, "bangtail". that word. it cracks me up/makes me BLUSH/dry heave

i have a seriously deep sense of guilt over the suicide of Billy MacKenzie... sure we shared the same last name but we weren't related, he's scottish 'mackenzie', i'm irish 'mckenzie'... so what...? when i listen to his voice and know he overdosed in his Dad's POTTING SHED, i feel insanely guilty and horrible for moving away and not finding him in between the baby bio and slug pellets....

4 comments:

  1. I watched Dr. Phil yesterday at 4:00. Is that the same one. It was about men who did not want to be dads. And felt like if the woman has a choice, they should have a choice. I found it riveting and was siding on the father's side. That Gloria Allred is a total overbearing bitch. Am I allowed to say that word on your blog.

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  2. ohhhhh yes!! that was it! i felt bad for the men too, Theresa, why should they have no rights or say in the matter. oh that Allred woman is a total piece of work - urgh, going on about "the innocent little babies"!

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  3. man carol, you get cooler all the time! istanbul (not constantiople) was my first introduction to tmbg, a birthday present when i was 12. my friend told me he was getting me either one new cd or two used ones. i went with the two used and got the istanbul single and a camper van beethoven cd. good times, those.

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  4. Anonymous2:53 PM

    You just made me spit Pepsi (and some of it came out of my nose) with the dry heave remark. Thanks. I needed a good laugh!

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