out of time

i've spent entiiiiiirely too much of this week sitting at Canon engrossed in 'Saved By The Bell'... but now my sensors are so clean you could eat off them

today i had nothing but guacamole and a milk shake. they do say guacamole has the good kind of fat... and milk shake has got to be good for the bones, right?

i made the stupid dentist office brownies at lunchtime and 7 hours later they are almost finished, i am on step 24 - the suicidally long chilling stage. i bet they don't even taste as good as Duncan Hines' 97 cent 'stir-once-til-lumpy-and-don't-even-bother-to-scoop-out-the-stray-eggshell' brownies. wonderfuckingtime, my ass.

the song 'cream' by Prince still makes me feel sick after all these years. and it's a shame because i think, if i could mentally block out the title (a word i refuse to say ever, even when making dentist office brownies that require a quarter cup of 'it') and the line 'get on top/you will "cop"' i would quite like it. i wonder what special skill Prince shares with his kids' class on their 'star of the week' friday...

i shared Betty Crocker cookies with m&ms on top.

do we really spring forward this weekend??? it used to be early april in the days of yore... i know we can't expect Bobama to fix every fubar of the last 8 years instantly... but i would really appreciate it being back to the way it was. i can never tell what time it is in England anymore and i bet they can't tell what time it is here either

i so love britney spears. it irks me when people are mean about her

but i h-a-t-e johnny boden (i banned that word so i had to hyphenate it). he didn't send those dinosaur teeshirts yet, the rest of the order yes, but the most essential, can't-live-without, highly anticipated dinosaur teeshirts are lost and my order doesn't even mention them anymore. doesn't he realize how many times a day Danny asks to check the mailbox for his T Wex teeshirts? and there is no tracking on miniboden. and customer service closed 11 minutes ago. Johnny Boden is cruel to small children.

imissthe90splaylist:
where it's at - beck
head like a hole - nine inch nails
dragging the line - michael stipe (the group is so incidental)
even flow - pearl jam
crucify - tori amos
a girl like you - edwyn collins
asking for it - hole
all apologies - nirvana

he asked to wear them, honestly