Friday, April 17, 2009

friday

i hate my hair. i have been growing it long for 18 months and it is now chin length (if i pull it really hard when it's wet). it looks like rat tails. i have a bad hair day every single day. i cannot see through my hair. my hair keeps me awake at night. it goes up at the back like jonandkate'splus8 and every other catholic woman's hair ever does. i should cut it, huh...?

other things i hate - it's that kind of get-it-all-out day:

the way i make coffee. Aaron makes great coffee. i make awful coffee that tastes like instant gravy

blue flowers. i hate them. flowers should be yellow or pink or white, never ever blue (exception:bluebells)

Red Robin. i hate that place. it sucks, i don't care if the fries are bottomless, they're crap

CSI sans Grissom and Warrick Brown. seriously, just cancel it pleaase! and once again, who is writing these embarrassingly awful stories??! they should have their hands cut off for writing such crap week after week. last night's show was the worst yet

the way Dr Seuss spells "goodbye" in Go Dog Go.... good-by??? i feel the need to emphasize every night that it is spelled incorrectly, take no notice of this page because the spelling is 60s and wrong wrong wrong, we spell good-by "goodbye". i am sure in the days of yore it was 'cool' to spell it that way but it is not OK now :|

oh man and don't get me started about the 405 freeway. today it wasn't moving. at all. for 18 straight minutes i stared at an overturned crane and a collection of useless caltrans men in orange suits scratching their heads. i had no water in the car and only two orange tictacs that expired in June 2008 (they tasted OK). i shuffled through every one of my 1663 itunes and Laurie Berkner came up every single time :|

back later.........................

1 comment:

  1. I hate Red Robin, also. The worst chain restaurant in California. Everytime, I am forced to go, I try something different, and everytime it is s%*#.

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