friday

i had beans on toast for lunch and put on Oprah. urgh, she sucks, and it's just plain unfair. when i worked full time she was interesting and every show was somewhat riveting. now she has celebrities on all the time and they, mixed with Oprah unsensibilites, are sooo dull. or Suze Orman - this woman kills me. i feel guilty buying cotton balls with which to astringe my face because this woman is constantly on my shoulder telling me i am bankrupting my family one cotton ball at a time. i am scared to buy fresh fruit because i am frittering my childrens' college fund. Suze - please stop being such a Debbie Downer!! i wouldn't even buy a new tank top yesterday because of you and your ommipresent nagging voice in my ear :(

so anyway, yesterday Oprah had that freaksome Berman woman on her show. i cannot watch the freaksome Berman woman - she talks with such clinical chillingness about the "V" word, it makes my blood run cold and my hair stand on end. especially since everytime i see her, i get this really grotesque flashback of a (ewwwsome gruesome hairy ogre) husband of a friend who used to find great 'pleasure' watching her show... ahem. ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

the Real Housewives of New Jersey are going to totally SUCK. i just know it. they are going to tie for bottom place with the Atlanta housewives......

must walk. and get Sam. and go on a Mother/Son date - frozen yogurt maybe today... we'll see!