tuesday

it's 'turn off the tv' week at school. so they have given us a list of stuff we can do to dull the pain - tonight it's bingo night :| last night they wanted everyone to watch a movie - but... isn't that tv? i am no stickler for rules (especially entirely pointless ones about living tv-less) but doesn't watching a movie involve turning ON the tv???!

our pool is officially closed for the evening. so say all the signs stuck on the sliding doors in Sam's best handwriting :) also:

• do not jump
• no nude people!
• don't pee in it
• don't drink the water
• don't put sharp things in it
• be kind to the other people
• no spiting (his spelling NOT mine:)
• do not put leavs in it
• NO CRING (exclamation points and sad face)
• enjoy (exclamation points and happy face)

i love that boy!

oh dear oh dear. i just read that some people actually put black beans in their brownies??? that is WRONG to the power of 10! but in all fairness, i bet these are the same people who enjoy farmers markets and whole foods, so clearly we are from different planets. i am sure black beans are good for you or whatever, but the very thought of them cancels out the desire for chocolate! and some other person says apple sauce makes them 'yummy and healthy'. healthy, maybe... but deeply fudgy and delicious, i just refuse to believe :| i've tried the no pudge brownies - i much prefer the stodgy ones that leave your teeth imprint in them :|

and that.... is why i walk!!!!!!!! off to shower and catch up on some housewives :)

our afternoon