Tuesday, April 28, 2009

tuesday

i have vertigo. wicked vertigo in fact, that makes walking to the kitchen for another cup of coffee almost impossible (almost). i'm not even that tall, i just don't understand it...

yesterday in starbucks, i noticed they keep sea salt behind the counter... after pondering for hours about it, i realized salted caramel is most likely just caramel with salt on it... and here i was looking for salted caramel recipes for the past 2 weeks :|

i hate hibiscus flowers with a passion. when i see little boys (and big boys) dressed in hibiscus patterns, it makes me so sad for them because i just know their mommy really wanted a girl and the hibiscus pattern is her getting her own back for not having a little girl to dress up :(

why are 4 year old boys obsessed with poop, farts and butts? i am assuming it's just a boy thing? i've never seen a little girl insisting you check out her big snakelike poop, announcing the fart before it happens in a fancy restaurant or mooning her parents. i'm not complaining, just saying....

must get some aleve and gummivites before another day in paradise officially begins. gummivites can cure vertigo, right???

2 comments:

  1. my 4 year old ONLY talks about bodily functions. Poop, Pee and Fart are common words out of his mouth. He declared "diaper baby" as his bad word... ugh Yes and I also have to listen to what how his poop looks like.

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  2. Hope your vertigo is all better. Elliot is only two and already obsessed about butts, farts and poop. After a bath, while still naked he tries sticking his butt in our face saying "let's play the butt game mommy." We did not teach him it. Where do they get this stuff?

    Now, I think I am almost caught up with reading all of your posts. I have been so behind reading and posting.

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