yawn

dear facebook's 2 bazillion members - if your facebook status update takes longer to think up than read/write, imagine how much duller your next update will be with that chunk of your life gone, devoted to looking up meaningful quotes to share with others. sigh. status updates should be word burps and nothing more... word vomits are not as fun/funny

tomorrow we are going to disneyland. in the baking hot sun. it's spring break for half the country i am sure. we are absolutely nuts. but it's actually only supposed to be 71 degrees and we can park forever at downtown disney for free - why not? cotton candy is technically slimming, at 113 calories per serving (and 3 servings per huge pink cloud, so worst case scenario 336:)

i love white house custom color and believe they could take over the world. but i hate the templates they use. oh gawd, i don't just hate them... they are so ugly i want to HEAVE the lining of my stomach up when i look at them. they are soooo square state and ugly and lame and... shit. it's the only word that works. they remind me of quacker factory long dresses, boys with bad haircuts in polo shirts and men with ill-fitting suits going to church in ford windstars via cracker barrel. please do better, whcc! on the coasts we are all contemporary, fabulous, tanned, awesome and we don't do ovals and sepia tones, nor flocked prints and scruffy borders.

i wrote myself a note excusing myself from the 1pm walk today to let my heels heal, they are bleeding and ripped to shreds by walking 7.5 miles yesterday. so i'm going to garden with Danny, make twice baked potatoes for dinner and pick up Sam in the car with McDonald's sundaes.... but, boy do i feel guilty skipping the walk (even though i have a note)

our day so far...