tuesday

enough is enough! i cannot stand having 'blonde' 'brassy' hair anymore!! i am constantly checking and rechecking it after every walk in the sun for signs of more brassiness, checking online for ways to reduce brassiness, shopping for products that might help with brassiness and having to apply extra extra conditioner because brassy hair is not a very good reflector of light.... so as i type i have hair dye running down my face and into my eyes..... but at 7:29pm i will be back to being a vivacious brunette mother of two again!!

i have listened to 'she's a rainbow' by the rolling stones 33 times since Friday :) thanks notcatherinezeta (who coincidentally lives near my sister) for planting those adorable hopping bunnies in my head :) however i want to kill iTunes because even if i don't like the song it plays it over and over and i usually don't even notice because i am so absorbed in layers of actions or stories on perezhilton that when i finally realize the song has played 7 times straight. why????! and no, it isn't set to repeat....

note to self: never sip diet coke with a minty face mask in place. and for that matter never buy diet coke with mint either (let's face it we have seen diet coke with lemon, orange (British people are very weird) and lime so i know it's only a matter of time before we have mint diet coke too...)

i have become quite obsessed with Pitchmen and admit to finding Billy Mays absolutely stunning on the eyes. on the other hand, i find Sully repulsive and wouldn't buy anything from him even if i really wanted it. Aaron says it's all part of their schtick to get people to find Billy endearing and want to buy his fine 'as seen on TV' wares. well it works like a charm! i want everything he presents - the dual saw, the shuffle mopping slippers, what odor?, the awesome auger and most urgently the grater plater. i have thought of nothing else since i saw it and how it would revolutionize my wretched life :| but Sully is on that website and i just CANNOT buy something he endorses.... i hope to see it in Walmart so i can secure my own grater plater!

oh well, off to rinse out the hair and peruse the damage... if i am still brassy, i am going back to CVS in my reserved-for-hairdye-bigshirt and my shuffle slippers...

Aaron says i am obsessed with pugs. it's just not true. ok maybe a little. but they are just like cats!! but they are dogs! you can dress them up! and pose them and they listen - unlike cats!


this is Mr Bumps' sad face for the camera... however, he enjoyed every minute of being Santa Paws, i guarantee.....