Monday, August 31, 2009

candy

since the magnificent eve of 4 November 2008, one thing has prayed heavily on my mind. no, not the name of the future presidential puppy and whether it would be a rescue dog. nor whether Obama prefers to write with a blue or a black pen (surely not a red pen...?) nor whether Obama has a bicycle and if so, where does he ride it to and what color is it....

nope, my burning question: which candy would he select as his official presidential candy of choice? i have searched high and low for months on end for this information and am still at a loss for the answer.

here you can see m&ms which are left over from Bush's days and jelly bellies (Reagan's choice) but no new officially endorsed Obama candy :|
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there is something in a red packet that is impossible to make out... surely not beef jerky? do people consider beef jerky to be candy? i sometimes see it in the candy aisle and that is just wrong and tragic for those who think of it as candy :( anyway, i must do some further checking on the internet to find out this important political information or i just know i will NOT be sleeping tonight.

i did find out during my lengthy (7 minutes of) research that Obama loves salted caramels too. i wonder if he tried a salted caramel cupcake yet, they are quite delicious :)

anyway... quite undelicious - the BBC America documentary last night: 'my 100,000 lovers' :| i watched in shock and horror covering my eyes and fast forwarding when necessary, but did hear one woman say she had 100,000 intimate encounters (i am guessing this is where they got the eye-catching title) :| i even did the math on my calculator given her daily rate (15 x 7 days x 52 weeks x 18 years....) and sure enough it comes to 98,280 :| i guess she added another 1,720 for unusually flirty days :) it quite put me off my burnt maple syrup pork sausages that i had been looking forward to for dinner all day :| tisk tisk.

off to the land of nod... it's already dark here (at 7:58pm) and dumbass school starts in the morning... so i am guessing that summer might be coming to an end :(

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