thursday

i know it's absolutely terrible to admit... but i am secretly sooooo happy for Jon Gosselin to have escaped the clutches of evil kate. i can't even capitalize her name, i despise her (too) so deeply!! her hair! the screaming "helloooo!!!" in toys r us episode. her cheating with a married man (we all know she did, she is so the type, all holier than thou but when it comes down to it, not so much) the time she made one of those poor sad looking little boys sleep on the laundry room floor so he didn't vomit all over the house! the day she threatened to throw away his BLANKIE because he got gum on it!! run Jon run!! and don't look back!

tip for the day: use old lemons, that you can't remember why you bought, to clean the sink and then stuff them in the garbage disposal for a fresh smelling sink!

that clinical formula anti-perspirant drives me crazy. it says i should put it on at bedtime but that just seems wrong, like getting dressed at 11pm so you can just get up and go in the morning. so i put it on in the morning and it takes forever to get dry... and i'm not even sure it being all over my top really prevents sweat :| hmm..

off for another fun packed day of not stay-at-home-mom-ness.... when will i ever get to actually stay at home...?